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Turducken in Time for Thanksgiving


Turducken--all done!

Here’s a very interesting dish for Thanksgiving, one I made last year and which turned out excellently. It’s a John Madden favorite (among others)–definitely not my idea, but I’ve adapted the recipe to be my own. It truly follows Edison’s idiom of 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration. Really, aside from the truly formidable preparatory labor, this delicious all-in-wonder is no more difficult than baking and basting. It’s not cheap, and it’s not easy, but it is a crowd-pleasing treat.

Here’s the overview. You’re making a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey. But–no, it doesn’t stop there! You’ll add layers of dressings and meats between each layer of bird, creating rings of succulent flavors and textures, and making an artery-clogging mess of your body all the while. Such is the excess and indulgence of the Holiday season?

Here are the requisite milestones:

Ingredients

Please advance-read the full recipe to catch any ingredient/item gotchas!

Turducken

  • 20-25lb Turkey
  • 4-6lb Duck
  • 2-3lb Chicken
  • 2 packages Canadian Bacon
  • 1 package Bacon
  • Kitchen Twine

Cornbread Dressing

  • 1lb Cornbread (1 bag stuffing mix or coarse-dried crumbles)
  • 1 stick Butter
  • 2 cups Chicken Broth
  • 3 tbsp lemon juice
  • 3/4 cup celery, finely chopped
  • 1 cup onion, coarsely chopped
  • 2 tbsp garlic, minced
  • 1 tbsp sage, finely chopped
  • 1 tbsp rosemary, finely chopped
  • 1 tbsp parsley (fresh, chopped Italian)
  • Kosher salt
  • Ground Pepper

Rice Dressing

  • 1 cup brown and wild rice
  • 2 cups chicken stock
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 1/2 cup celery, finely chopped
  • 1/3 cup carrot, grated
  • 3 tbsp butter, melted
  • 2-3 Bay leaves, dried, whole
  • 2 tbsp garlic, minced

Sausage Stuffing

  • 1lb sausage (ground)
  • 1 cup onion, coarsely chopped
  • 1 tsp cayenne
  • 2 tbsp garlic, minced
  • 1 tbsp parsley (fresh, chopped Italian)
  • 2-3 tbsp sage (fresh, minced)
  • 1 cup seasoned croutons
  • Kosher salt
  • Ground pepper

Gravy

  • Tuducken Drippings
  • 1 cup finely sifted flour
  • 2 cups chicken broth
  • ground black pepper
  • 1 stick butter, melted

De-boning the Birds

This is the (pun-intended) bone-jarring work of the whole Turducken. Starting with your Turkey, you’ll remove the the ribcage, leaving the wings and legs attached. The other birds will have all their bones removed. This is a topic unto itself, and to that end I recommend this step-by-step guide on de-boning.

Follow the instructions for each bird, with the notable exception that the chicken and duck have the wings and legs removed as well. Do with these “extra” legs and wings as you will. Add them to your dressings, saute them Buffalo-wing style, or whatever you please.

You can bag or wrap each bird and return it to the refrigerator while you work, this may in total be an hour or two process (or far less…depending on skill and experience with butchery of birds).

Assembly

We’ll start with the dressings.

Cornbread dressing
Lightly saute onion, celery and garlic. Combine the remaining ingredients with the sautee in a medium bowl and mix thoroughly. This goes into the bird uncooked.

Rice dressing
In a pan or rice cooker, combine water, rice and broth. Cook until about “half-done”. Drain. Combine the rice and remaining ingredients in a medium bowl. Mix well. The rest of the cooking happens inside the bird.

Sausage dressing
Lightly brown the sausage, onion, and garlic. Combine these with the remaining ingredients and stir. This will continue to cook in the bird.

Turducken
On a large work surface, lay your de-boned Turkey out skin-side down. Season the Turkey with salt, pepper. Fold your Turkey upon itself to the middle so the breast skin is exposed. Carefully separate the skin from the breast meat, then slide slices of Canadian bacon underneath to create a protective/flavor barrier immediately below the skin but on top of the Turkey breast. you This step could be ommitted, but I learned this trick from my Mother (and have used it ever since).

Lay your Turkey back out completely flat and skin-side down. Sprinkle a light amount of garlic and rosemary to the entire surface. Now apply a generous 1″ layer of Cornbread Dressing to the entire layer. It should still be laying flat (as possible) on your work surface!

Lay your Duck out skin side down onto the layer of cornbread, then lightly salt and generously pepper its’ meat. Sprinkle garlic and thyme across the layer. Next apply a generous layer of Rice Dressing 3/4″ to the duck meat over the entire surface.

Lay the Chicken skin side down across the layer of rice. Salt and pepper the chicken. Create a cylinder/mound of Sausage dressing in the center of the chicken layer.

Get your twine and some kitchen shears together. Fold both halves of your raw Turducken together till they meet (not overlapping). Using a skewer (something long, thin, and pointy) start at the tail end, and poke through the meat on both sides. Lace through the hole you made, then continue to lace (think shoe or football fashion) until the entire length of the Turducken has been sewn together. This boneless heap is rather floppy, so it may help to have an extra pair of hands. It can also help to create a few loops around the bird to give it a little more structure and stability.

Across the width of your turkey, add raw bacon strips down the entire length. This bacon serves three purposes: 1) to take the brunt of any spikes in temperature (or rushed cooking by you), 2) cover gaps in your “lacing” 3) add flavor and moisture to the Turkey.

Cooking

Use yourself and an extra set of hands to transfer the Turducken to a wire rack and lower into your roaster. Or you can also use a roasting pan, but make sure to not just try to cook this in the oven as it will drip furiously and make a terrible mess (and a lot of burning smoke)! :)

Cook the bird at 190-250 degrees. The heat varies on how done it is, when you want to serve, and how much, if at all, you are starting to scorch the dish. Baste liberally at 30 minute intervals. Begin with a baste of pure butter. After about 1/3-1/2 way through cooking you can use a Turkey baster to do your basting without adding fresh butter (although the final basting should be pure butter).

You want to check with meat thermometer until your Turducken is 165 degrees internally. Your cooking time will vary, but you can plan on about 9 hours. On the low side, you will cook the bird longer, but it won’t burn before the center is fully cooked. The high side of cooking temperature increasingly becomes difficult to keep from blackening as you enter the latter half of the cooking endeavor.

I’d love to be more precise, but when you are talking about something well over 20 pounds it simply comes down to working within those guidelines and adjusting as necessary. Honestly, don’t be too proud to use foil to protect this treasure from burning. Do what you must! I used an electric roaster.

The internal temperature is your enigma. Color is not, and overcooking is extremely undesirable. Overcooked is dry, and a dry bird is something we’ve all probably had, but none of us enjoy. When your Turducken’s thermometer says it is done, remove it from heat!

While your masterpiece cools, it’s time to bring together your gravy. Add drippings, chicken stock, butter, and spices to a slow boil. Gradually whisk in sifted flour until desired thickness is reached. The adding part is gentle, the whisking part should be energetic…

Serving

Allow the Turducken time to cool and rest after it’s removed from heat (5-10 minutes). Remove the legs and wings with a sharp knife and a twist at the joint. Doing so makes cutting slices really simple, because with the appendages gone there are no bones remaining.

Slice with a very sharp (and long) carving knife. You will need a broad spatula and perhaps a 2nd set of hands for best results transporting each layered slice (with any aesthetic success) to a plate. A 1/2 to 1″ slice is generally enough to soon put even hearty appetites to a sated stop.

Sharing
You will want to invite several friends and family, at least 8 diners total. Even after stuffing everyone to the gills you may be burdened by a cart full of leftovers. Or, as an alternative, you could pig out with fewer numbers (or yourself!), but definitely take all the leftovers to a work or a social function. If you were to make this for just you, or even you and a guest, you will feel like this Turducken was hardly worth the effort. So earn yourself a bank of enthusiastic compliments by planning in advance to share this one-of-a-kind treat with others. It’s almost worth doing annually after you succeed in pulling off this feast (which, historically, was literally fit for Kings).

Sides?
Turducken on its’ own is short one major ingredient, and that’s mashed potatoes. If you made only one more dish, I’d make taters and gravy to round out what really otherwise is a complete meal. Well, and I love spicy cranberry sauce. The desserts, the appetizers and whatever else you fancy are certain to be enjoyed, but strictly optional.

Switch it Up?
Yes, please, by all means switch it up! Please leave comments with any suggestions you have, or just share your success stories with your rendition of the fabled Turducken! One thing I’d really like to try is swapping out one of the dressings and getting the mashed potatoes and some cranberries in there somewhere… But clearly the possibilities are endless! For example, when I made this in 2007, I actually had a Pheasant in middle — a Turduckenant!

Bon Appetit! And Happy Turkey day.

Turducken in Roasting Pan

The Incredible Hulk

Rating: 3

I was pleasantly surprised by the Incredible Hulk–it didn’t completely suck. I had a suspicion that, since it was starring Ed Norton, it had a real shot at being decent. This is one of the rare over-the-top action films I didn’t manage to catch in the theater. It came out when I was away at SANS this summer, and by the time I came back everyone had seen it one (or two) times already.

The biggest challenge of a film like this is the unavoidable bridge between reality and fantasy. I wasn’t overwhelmed by the blending of animation in the Incredible Hulk. I think as comic go, there’s a B.C. and and A.D. That is, Before Christian and After Dark (Knight). I have a whole different standard after taking in that film. I really liked Ironman as well, but I see films of the Fantastic Four genre being pushed quickly towards a steep cliff edge.

The Incredible Hulk is a perfectly suited for DVD. Maybe a little beneath the intensity of Ed Norton. But far, far better than “the Hulk” relased in theaters only a couple years ago.

Tony Starck was a nice touch.

The Strangers

Rating: 3

I found The Strangers to be, at the core, a very scary film. My erector pili (goosebump muscles) got a real workout, a lot like they did in the first The Ring. I watched it from the comfort of the couch, where I was free to exclaim expletives as scary things transpired throughout the film.

I think it was the burlap-bag-headed murderer that did it for me. That and the creepy way people kept appearing in the background. Just enough foreshadowing for you to be certain death lurked around every corner.

I am a fan of Arwen’s–you know, Liv Tyler. I wasn’t overly excited by her acting performance. But I always enjoy her beautiful eyes and pixie-like face. She didn’t act poorly, it just wasn’t an Oscar performance.

I was entertained, creeped out, and definitely startled by this movie. For that, as a tale, it wins. I’m not sure if it was a born B, limited-release, or straight to DVD, but I don’t recall it hitting the theaters. So it was either a short run, or I am right about one of my previous guesses. Not a bad rental at all though, if you like scaring yourself sometimes.

Roasted Pork Tenderloin with Tarragon Sauce and Black Beans


Yet another pork recipe ala Dan Bauer. I just love working with pork, it cooks up deliciously every time, and, especially with tenderloin, fairly quickly as well. The black beans are what I chose to “make this a meal”, but in reality, I had several sides as this fed me several days of a week.

I do this frequently–cook on a Sunday, then enjoy my spoils for several days the following week since a whole pork loin is way to much to tackle in one sitting (for a solitary single guy!). I am fond of citrus and acid, so I really think the beans were a nice compliment to the dish and I can say very confidently that you could serve this up very elegantly, in a way which belies the utterly simple nature of creating the dish, for yourself and guests. But, either method–cooking and saving or all-at-once–will work for you just fine. Brown rice is a good suggestion if you’re trying to round this meal out a little further.

1 pork tenderloin
Rosemary
Thyme
3 tbsp minced garlic
1 white onion, sliced

Preheat oven to 350. Salt and pepper the tenderloin in a shallow pan, then sprinkle with garlic, rosemary and thyme. Cooking time is about 45 minutes to 160 degree meat temperature. Work on your tarragon and black beans (below) in the interim. At about 25 minutes layer your onion slices over the meat, so that they retain a little crunch when fully cooked.

Tarragon Sauce
1 tbsp Tarragon
Cayenne Pepper (pinch)
1/2 cup Heavy Cream
14 oz Chicken Broth
1 tbsp lemon juice
Salt to taste

Combine these ingredients and whisk over low heat frequently for at least 20 minutes. You could really opt to start this cooking before the pork to really achieve your best results due to the further reduction of the sauce. Please realize that butter is only going to make this sauce more delicious, and more cream will, too. You will have to experiment with your doses for best results, but even with the heavy cream this is still relatively healthy as-is, since you just aren’t getting more than a teaspoon or two on a reasonable (3-4 slices) portion. If you’re eating a lot more than that, the sauce really isn’t to blame! You could omit the cream for health, but you’re going to have more of a broth than sauce at that point, so do as you will.

Black Beans
1 can black beans, drained and rinsed
1/2 cup chopped cilantro
3 green onions, diced
salt
pepper
lemon juice

Nothing difficult here. Combine all ingredients in a small bowl and toss to coat. You just need enough lemon juice to coat, not to make a bath.

I’ll try to get a picture of this sometime. I had vowed to get more pics of the things I’m making, but my camera breaking foiled that intention for now…

Camping Link Round-up


Camping Links
I’m working through my list of bookmarks at work (having had a fatal crash of the system recently). So while I’m at it, here are a few links I find useful in the realm.

Primitive Arts

and Survival

Gear

Knives

Of course, there’s Amazon. I really like the ability to read ratings and reviews on many of the items they offer. I also find suggestions via the user-created lists, and price-watch to find the best deals. I’ve got nothing but praise for the convenience Amazon offers, and I’ve bought quite a lot of gear from them (although I sometimes check things out in retail stores or YouTube to learn more detail). On that topic, a really excellent YouTube resource I’ve found is Nutnfancy: he does an excellent job reviewing gear (especially knives, and his multi-segment discussion of in the backcountry is superb). Give him a watch it’s well worth your time.

Feel free to leave comments with suggestions for more links, or with any feedback for the ones I’ve jotted down!

Quick Update - 10-30-2008


I’m down in Atlanta GA gearing up for the 8th annual Haunted Garage party at Aunt Cathy/Uncle Don’s. I spent the first part of the week in Evansville, IN with Uncle Craig. I took a nice drive with the top down the whole way from Lincoln last Saturday. Made really good time with the exception of stopped traffic twice in Kansas City.

I was Satan and Craig was Jesus for a costume party last Saturday night. I more or less unloaded my bags, then started putting on makeup and costume. Then out for a few cold ones and some conversation into the wee hours of the morning.

Sunday the family nearby headed down to Craig’s place to watch the Steelers. Colleen & Larry, Chuck & Debbie, Charlie, Ashley amp; Brandon, and Grandma all came. Steelers lost–looked almost like they were trying to (as many mistakes as there were). We munched down on some pizzas and some snack food and it was really nice catching up with everyone.

Sunday night Craig and I fired up Guitar Hero and played until we couldn’t anymore. What a blast. That continued with vigor into Monday and Tuesday. I pretty much have to get that game.

More on the trip later, but this story isn’t over yet!

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